The urethra is lined with very delicate and highly sensitive
skin and just before entering the bladder, passes straight through
the prostate gland. So the act of inserting a catheter or sound
into the urethra, when performed gently and with great care, is
capable of producing the most intense and pleasurable of sensations.
At a base level, we have found another hole to fuck!
Psychologically, urethral insertion is both an act of trust
and submission. Submission, in that a very intimate area of the
body is being invaded and control of a very private and personal
body function is being relinquished. Trust, because of the risk
of serious injury if it is not done properly. [top
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What to use
The only things that should be inserted into the urethra should
be things that have been designed expressly for that purpose.
This basically means 3 things, urinary catheters, urethral / vaginal
dilators and sounds, and Prince’s wands.
A Catheter is simply a narrow rubber tube which has a rounded
end for insertion and an open end for drainage. This is slid up
the urethra, in to the bladder. Foley catheters are slightly different
in that they have a second tube or lumen within the first, with
which a retaining balloon can be inflated. Thus anchoring the
catheter semi-permanently. [top
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Sounds/Dilators
A variety of sounds and dilators are manufactured to stretch
the urethra.
These are usually made from surgical steel and include straight
sounds, tapered sounds for stretching and Van-Buren sounds which
have a 90° bend at the end.
In addition the smaller sizes of dilators designed for vaginal
use, which have a gentle S shape to them can also be used. [top
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Prince’s Wand
A Prince’s Wand is a drilled steel tube which can be inserted
into the urethra and anchored there through genital piercings
in the head of the penis. [top
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Clean or sterile?
Invasive procedures in hospital are performed as sterile procedures.
This is not practical in the home/play environment, but the procedure
must still be performed under extremely clean conditions.
Items to be inserted must be sterile. Catheters can be purchased
pre-sterile. Sounds, dilators and wands can be sterilised at home.
Autoclaves are expensive and not every home has one, so the next
best thing is a pressure cooker, 15 lbs pressure for about 30
minutes.
Alternatively, soak in dilute hydrogen peroxide for a couple
of hours then rinse and boil in a saucepan for about 15 minutes.
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Preparation
Invasive procedures should be performed under meticulously clean
conditions, using sterilised equipment. Hands should be washed
thoroughly with hot soapy water, and the tip of the penis should
be cleaned with soap and water or a non irritating antiseptic
solution such as Betadine. [top
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Catheter insertion
To insert a catheter, the penis is first raised to a right angle
to the body, or even slightly higher.
The catheter and the opening in the penis should be copiously
lubricated with a sterile water soluble lubricant such as K-Y.
Touch the catheter as little as possible. The catheter should
be gently guided in to the opening in the end of the penis. It
should go in between 6 to 12 inches before resistance is encountered.
Apply a little firm, but gentle pressure, which should result
in a flow of urine. [top
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FRENCH SCALE OF TUBE/CATHETER DIMENSIONS
Foley catheters
Advance the catheter about 2 to 3 inches further before inflating
the catheter balloon. Use a syringe containing the correct volume
of sterile water, via the balloon port of the catheter. The balloon
port will have the volume printed on it, usually 5 to 10 mls.
The port contains a self sealing valve which will close when
the syringe is removed from it. The catheter is now secure and
can not be removed without deflating the balloon. [top
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Catheter removal
Using a syringe remove, via the catheter balloon port, the same
quantity of water as was inserted. Draw the catheter slowly and
smoothly out of the penis. [top
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Sound insertion
The sound and the opening in the penis should be copiously lubricated
with a sterile water soluble lubricant such as K-Y. Touch the
sound as little as possible.
The sound should be gently guided in to the opening in the end
of the penis, and allowed to slide in under it’s own weight. Support
the sound and guide it gently as it slides in. Do not let go of
the sound, it is heavy and will act like a lever, which could
cause internal injury. [top
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Van Buren sounds
Van Buren sounds have a 90° curve at the tip, this means that
the penis must be soft during insertion and removal. The sound
must be inserted perpendicular to the plane of the body, with
the curve pointing down in to the penis and the handle above the
stomach. [top
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What you need
1. Pre-Sterile sound/catheter/wand.
2. Pre-Sterile water based lubricant (K-Y).
What might be useful?
1. Pre-Sterile catheter pack.
2. Pre-Sterile surgical or medical procedure gloves.
3. Something to collect urine in i.e. catheter bag.
4. Catheter clamp or spigot.
Things to remember!
Be very, very gentle. NEVER USE FORCE. Movement of objects within
the urethra should be kept to a minimum to avoid trauma.
Urethral insertion is NOT PAIN PLAY. Any pain whatsoever STOP
immediately. Try again another day.
The entire procedure must be EXTREMELY CLEAN. So don’t mix invasive
procedures with any ‘dirty’ play.
It is both painful and very dangerous to leave a catheter clamped
for long periods. If the bottom complains of more than slight
discomfort due to a full bladder, that is the time to think about
releasing the clamp. It is not advisable to leave a catheter in
place too long, apart from the risk of infection, the bladder
and sphincters can loose muscle tone quite rapidly. [top
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What should you do in an emergency?
After a urethral insertion scene, it is usual for there to be
a burning sensation when you urinate. This may last up to 48 hours.
If there is blood or pain after urethral insertions, medical advice
should be sought; also, if the bottom has not urinated within
12 hours.
If you think you have done some major damage, get the bottom
to your nearest A & E department as soon as possible or dial 999.
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Suppliers of catheters and sounds
JOHN BELL & CROYDEN 50 Wigmore Street, London. W1 Telephone
: 020 7935 5555
